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September – the Unholiest Month

Finally Pam Lansden’s ““A Tale About The Cat Who Lived in a Hole in the Wall of SOTHEBY’S Pasadena Parking Lot”  has been concluded. You wouldn’t know that if I hadn’t put this post up; so yeah, go back.  Post seven. Go back one more post and you can see Pam with all her celebrity friends.

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So while we were waiting for those damn cats to do something – I made more cats (in ceramics). And other things that artist do, including a loosing battle with the computer program Adobe Illustrator. Guess you can’t teach an old cat new tricks either.

I also took the last of my tomatoes and made bruschetta, or should I say Mr V made bruschetta. When Jack Sprat left the room, I threw in more salt and oil. And it’s not Brushetta. “Bruschetta” is pronounced: Brooscketta. An Italian told me that.

Why the unholiest month? because it’s hotter then hell, that’s why!

BON APPÉTIT!

Introducing Guest Author Pam Lansden & Her Cat

Dear Abby’s death reminded me of the day I spent with her sister, Ann Landers. She let me read her mail and answer a few letters just for practice. I was writing a column at the time called “String of Perils.” BTW I like Ms. Landers hairdo much better than mine. 

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Pasadena Adjacent is honored to have long time friend, former ‘People’ journalist and real estate agent extrodinaire, Pam Lansden as her special guest.

Besides Pam generously promoting ‘Pasadena Adjacent’ as “the best blog you’ve never heard of” (the kind of flattery which leads to me rolling over and allowing you to scratch my belly and steal me blind) she’s mastered the art of pulling pitch perfect quotes off the top of her head to fit any conversational occasion. This talent charms me to bits and has me feeling grey in comparison. She’s just brilliant that way and probably why she’s so good at what she does – plus she has an eye for objects . When she first walked into my home, she immediately pointed to a peti-point pillow my grandmother had made me – said if I died before she did, it should go to her. Since I plan to see a lawyer soon, I will make a note of it. If your friends with her, she’s probably done the same thing to you. If not, you might consider hiring her to assist you on your next visit to a flea market. Plus she was photographed with her arm around my hero Tennessee Williams. Plus she once owned Elizabeth Taylor’s childhood term paper – if I recall, she made a boat load of money off of it.

Although I don’t think of Pam as being a cat lover first and foremost, I do think we can all agree – with the web as our witness, no one makes a better straight man then a cat. And Pam has a good eye for a good story; so without further adieu may I present……

“A Tale About The Cat Who Lived in a Hole in the Wall of SOTHEBY’S Pasadena Parking Lot” by Pam Lansden

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Part 1: A Tale About The Cat Who Lived in a Hole in the Wall of SOTHEBY’S Pasadena Parking Lot

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A Tale About The Cat Who Lived in a Hole in the Wall of SOTHEBY’S Pasadena Parking Lot by Pam Lansden.

No one knew for sure where he came from. Some thought he was born in the wall. He was first spotted around the first of this year. Occasionally he’d poke his tiny orange head out of the hole in the long brick wall. He’d watch the real estate agents pull into their parking spaces but as soon as they opened their car doors, he would quickly duck back in his fox hole. His head looked like peach fuzz. Little by little he made himself known and eventually became the star of the office. But initially it was a negotiation, a little cat food in exchange for letting us glimpse him for a second or two.

(Since the tale of this waif is Dickensian in scope, it will need to be extended into more episodes than originally outlined.) 

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