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Month: February, 2010

February 11, 2010

Heigh Ho, Safari-O, a Hunting We Will Go

Wearing one’s colors, red (Bloods) blue (Crips) or green (Forest Service) may present an obstacle to our happy hunting party….but not a conclusion. Grab your galoshes and follow me.

Hi Ho – Tujunga We Go, originally uploaded by Access Palm 2009.

.Since the loss of a million beating hearts Station Fire, the argument for ahunting seasonseems a moot point. In truth, most all recreational experiences associated with our charred mountains have been postponed“until further notice“None the less, it hasn’t curtailed our bloodlust here at Pasadena Adjacent. “We shall overcome” or try; trading in corpuscles for petrochemical byproducts. The loveless Ms Havisham will be in charge of the arrows and thehapless hikerhas generously supplied our party with bows (fashioned from the remains of her dead banana tree).

and when it’s time to break for “High Tea”

I’ll supply the whisky

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February 2, 2010

Jesus to Jurassic: A Hole in One

There’s more to Apple Valley then a stuffed palomino. Fellow travelers, if we truly wish to score a hole in one, we must trudge further back on the evolutionary scale. Beyond the sands of the “Last Supper” to a time and place where the Jurassic and commerce once met. Unsuccessfully.

Yes indeed, to the ”Crumbling Concrete Wonders” a wastin away under a desert sun. Visionary Lonnie Coffman’s 1970′s stone age dream was to create a miniature golf course on the edge of a tumble weed wilderness. Assisting him in his vision was Air Force serviceman and Coffman’s tenant Gregory L. Wicker, who provided labor in exchange for rent