Heigh Ho, Safari-O, a Hunting We Will Go
by Pasadena Adjacent
Wearing one’s colors, red (Bloods) blue (Crips) or green (Forest Service) may present an obstacle to our happy hunting party….but not a conclusion. Grab your galoshes and follow me.
Hi Ho – Tujunga We Go, originally uploaded by Access Palm 2009.
.Since the loss of a million beating hearts Station Fire, the argument for ahunting seasonseems a moot point. In truth, most all recreational experiences associated with our charred mountains have been postponed“until further notice“None the less, it hasn’t curtailed our bloodlust here at Pasadena Adjacent. “We shall overcome” or try; trading in corpuscles for petrochemical byproducts. The loveless Ms Havisham will be in charge of the arrows and thehapless hikerhas generously supplied our party with bows (fashioned from the remains of her dead banana tree).
and when it’s time to break for “High Tea”
I’ll supply the whisky
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Installment Sixteen of my series examining the “Secret, Feral and Concrete”
I’ll bee more at ease to know if none of you girls have guns. I never thought I wood think of PA, KB, MH, and old big Dick Cheney in the same breath and thought.
When PA takes dead aim, nothing is safe or sacred.
I hope this series never ends.
You’ve heard, I’m sure, they’re likely to lift restrictions on bear hunting?
At least with deer, they can pretend they’re killing for the meat.
Um. Wow.
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CO: Think again…I’ve got a BB gun and Dick Chaney is my second cousin twice removed. Kudos Canis lupus familiaris
Hapless Hiker: Last I heard forest mascot and spokesmen Smokey the Bear went up in flames. Rumor has it he’s being replaced by one of the Olson twins (sorry… the end is near)
Linda: and by “wow” your expressing your admiration at the four extra hours I took to rework my tenses (future/past and present)? Yet bewildered that they still don’t seem to be able to settle on the same timeline?
I love the animals, especially the rabbit! If they need veterinary care and adoption I am available. They look old and in need of some love. How appropriate for Valentine’s day. I can be their Valentine!
Oh, no! Did the banana tree die?
Change that from mute point to moot point. See ‘moot’ and ‘moot court’….
Let’s nip this rumor in the banana. The plant is fine.
You should hide those beasts among the trees for heightened realism.
Margaret: Don’t believe her, the banana tree is dead. She’s awaiting the arrival of her second tree; courtesy of the “stimulus package”
Vanda: We’re listening. We at Team Pasadena Adjacent take careful aim to address the concerns of our commenter’s. We’ve sent our field representative to rearrange nature. I hope your pleased with the results. We care
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I think I want to hear more commentary in the future. In Fact, I Want Dialogue. For Posterity. And Elucidation.
I have galoshes and would be happily tramping about. They keep telling us we’re getting snow but it looks more like the other kind of pre-sip-atashun. I’ve always wanted to take up archery.
A romantic hunter, in touch with the technology at hand.
little scary, little happy :)
“Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit…” (sorry Paula, cover your eyes). I’m amazed at how precise the ‘animals’ are.
Loved the drive. It’s so So Cal mountain road.
I cannot believe that I did not find out about the artist before I posted the relief. Something about it being at a cemetary.
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Paula: We here at “Team Pasadena Adjacent” are one of the longest running and least popular blogs in the San Gabriel Valley. Since the multiples are mad at one another and not speaking, things have gotten quite in the comment section.
J: You know me well. I love what I skew (screw). Take that as you wish.
Deepak: Got that right buster
Tash: But didn’t anyone pick up on the dialogue of my wee video? and so appropriate on a Tuesday. Yes, the commentary of one of the multiples as she passes that curbside mattress. (I’ve got the “until further notice” link up)
Spamalytics: Hard at work separating the Spampsters from my fan base. Good job Spamalytics. Clever..this use of a fear driven approach.
I heard — Trash Tuesday. Speaking of trash, you got some down low? Dish.
Man, Pasadena Adjacent, this is your best one yet! Love the last pic.
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Hapless Hiker: Just got back with my latest (with two in the pipes). I’m using it to replace a shabby chic item…which also happens to be a Trash Tuesday find (make that three in the pipes). You can have first dibs. btw: tell Susan I’ve got my patio cushions purchased. I’m going with some sort of French Regency theme ala Paul Williams.
Above the City: Thank you. But I must confess “best one yet” always makes me fear I’ll disappoint with the next installment. Don’t hold it against me.
It always takes me several viewings to really get, as in grock, these posts of yours. This was only my second time and the words “million beating hearts” is what keeps sticking with me. I think that the key is in those words.
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Shanna: I like that you took the time to glean the essence of this post because that crossed out quote is where it’s centered. While up at the archery range I met up with a couple of guys. One who was a county firefighter and who was fortunate enough to have his cabin survive. He said he’d never experienced any fire that hot. He too blames the Forrest service. A penny wise is a pound foolish.
I really rather rilly-rilly-rilly did not want to go ahunting. Dancing about in the halls of ghosts, your next post, is where I’ve longed to reel. Pure heaven.
Does that mean your making room for me on your dance card? or am I ever after to remain in the “Fuckity Fuck” corner?