We Interrupt Our Regular Programing:
My last post where I revealed myself as an “investigative voluntary journalist” has landed me in jail. The San Marino Police Department issued a warrant for my arrest. I was forced into signing a confession after repeatedly flunking their lie detector test. Ramona has been brought up on charges as an accessory to a crime. I missed the Academy Awards.
Confession of Pasadena Adjacent: Monday 1:23 pm February 23 2009
I confess to impersonating a cartoon character
I confess to implicating a war hero in a false war
I confess to lying about San Marino’s charity fund raiser being involved in the repayment of government funds
I confess to not knowing if trout suffer
I confess to falsifying a photograph representing the Huntington Gardens as Wilson Lake.
I confess to not being certain if the excavated dirt from Cal Tech was used to fill in Lake Wilson. It might have been.
I apologize to the citizens of San Marino for making false statements that could lead to the belief that San Marino has real estate that qualifies as swamp land.
I am not and have never been a friend of Steve Lopez
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