CSI: We Interrupt Our Regular Programing pg.08
by Pasadena Adjacent
Trash Tuesday #12 Will Be Seen Next Week at it’s Regular Time
Police: “changing the names to protect the innocent” Captain Friday, it’s Sargent Wednesday…We got a Code Eight over at the Dragon Pearl
PA, packin a Jericho 941: You’ll never take me alive COPER Never!
Police: Alright folks, show’s over, nut’in ta see here, move it along now.
Detective Elderly Queen: Please select the links.. It adds to the amusement
I’m so intrigued by that police museum. I’ve always wanted to check it out. P.S: What I like about the handcuffs is that they are ALWAYS ready for IMMEDIATE use.
Oh nooooo! Is Pasadena Adjacent dead? that gun isn’t worth the wood it’s cut from.
I bet Harry Houdini could have gotten out of those handcuffs like a snap.
I can think of more interesting ways to use handcuffs….
Prince Albert would know…
The Victorians were a closeted bunch of kinkies…..
As soon as I saw the handcuffs, I knew where the focus of the comments would lie. (lay? I think it’s lie.)
CSI page #7 is not interested in your sexual peculiarities. Please stay on topic! The probable death of a brilliant and dearly beloved blogger has taken place. Where is your sense of decency and concern? for shame!
Decency? Concern?
I’m concerned that I have a decent pair of handcuffs to play with while I morn the loss of the brilliant blogger (who liked handcuffs, too).
Detective Elderly Queen:
Innocent Altadena Hiker, I am beginning to believe in your innocence. You show a concern for correct grammar and the knowledge of what differentiates a simple verb from a intransitive verb. The rest of you may need to seek help in clearing your engrams.
Thank you Wake-Up. It’s never to late to return to CSI page #7 and select the links. They are after all, for your betterment. May I also encourage your return to CSI: #6 where you will find a delightful program featuring three short men and a tall one.
It’s “lie” if you’re concerned about good grammar. It’s “lay” if you’re concerned about fun ways to use the handcuffs.
Perfectly horrifying in more ways than even I could describe. Maybe I am an odd one, granted. I stay up all night in the dark wondering about these people like Palm Axis. What is Palm Axis? What? Is this reality?
Early this morning I received a call from the Paul drake Detective Agency. The man asked of he could visit. Visit? What have you done? We are all under suspicion? Will Perry Mason next appear on my doorstep? (Oh, don’t I wish-I could eat him up like sunshine to a catapillar)
Oh my gosh it’s time to flee
Detective Elderly Queen:
(thought bubble) CSI:#6 received an appalling amount of visitors (big numbers) but few comments. Hmmmm…Could it be the politically incorrect use of the word “midget” deeply offended our visitor’s Judeo/Christian/secularist values? Didn’t Pasadena Adjacent, in a last act of kindness, warn Mennonite Ben to stay away, for events had turned bloody? USelaine appears to have vacated the scene. Has she joined the underground of cultist/strippers on the run, someplace where the T.H.C. runs thick? Has she changed her name to Serita Vendetta? Only Petrea, last of the “good girls” has “stuck” around…why? should we needle her some more (thought bubble concluded)
M.G.: “drawing between the lines Margaret” what could you possibly mean by your use of CAPITOLS ?
JC: Turns out that you were absolutely correct as we shall see in CSI#8.
Vanda: you seem to be very familiar with the sexual peccadilloes of a bygone era. Has your European upbringing exposed you to the dark sexual arts?
Queen Victoria: Please be patient as I step out of my role as Detective Elderly Queen and stick burning coals in my ears and scream na na na na na na na na I can”t hear you!!!
Queen Victoria: I have it on good authority that the mere mention of handcuffs sickens PA, A bleak reminder of her first roommate Ruthless Ruth who morphed from a woman with artist aspirations into the Dominatrix of 7th Place. A very dark chapter indeed.
Petrea: “sunshine and light” “head of the class” “teachers pet” always first in line to succor favor with those in power. All this made more pleasurable when afforded the opportunity to publicly shame another by correcting their grammar. You return with “but you do!” and you would be correct, except I do so in the pursuit of truth and justice. Do you know the whereabouts of Serita Vendetta?
Miss Havisham: The true lady of the Sybil trio. Ours is a “Second Life” without the use of bad graphics and credit cards. I so enjoy discussing philosophy with you but I must get down to business. About Paul Drake, he’s a crude sort but he has been know to take fat eyed Perry along with him on visits. You might want to be wheel chair accessible for the occasion.
MG: flee or flea?
Detective Elderly Queen:
A final note, since most of you have shown a propensity towards deviant sexual practices, I feel justified nee/unapologetic in creating the links you shall encounter in CSI#8
Ooh, teacher’s pet, eh? Then how did Miss Havisham’s imaginary husband become involved in the case?
Ooh, teacher’s pet, eh? Then how did Miss Havisham’s imaginary husband become involved in the case?
And who’s the TEACHER?
Detective Elderly Queen: I see your up early this morning Petrea. Always the first to class. I think you know who your leader…ahem… teacher is.
I’m so confused. I miss Palm. That’s the only part I’m sure of. Or, of which I am sure. Too many Twin Peaks undertones. I am stupefied. Srsly.
[...] CSI: #8 Pasadena Adjacent may be a tad dyslexic but isn’t one to stick around and be wrongly accused of killing her boss. She engages in a high speed chase thats shown on the Fox News Network. She thinks her wood gun can protect her from the advancement of the Photo City Daily Cult but she will find herself sorely mistaken. In the meantime the minds of commentors turn to lurid and deviant sexual practices. The more principled of the lot have dropped out, although Tash (an apostate of the City Daily Photo Cult, continues to send me jpgs) A sick lot Pasadena Adjacent has been keeping for company including Cafe Observer/Dog ( your morphing persona confuses me and I’m having trouble trying to find a place for you in my blog epic). Read my final comment [...]