CSI: While I Caught My Breath… page 3
by Pasadena Adjacent
As I remained seated, something odd began to take place. The skies went dark, during which time an unidentified flying object landed before me. A man appeared in the guise of Jack Parsons. He said he knew the whereabouts of Palm Axis. At first I was frightened, but his strong resemblance to Marcial (my high school prom date) eased my nerves. He asked me on board his space craft and I obeyed. He spoke of his connection to the Thelema’s and an unfortunate accident involving rocket fuel. His main objective was to select the “Whore of Babalon” to bare his love child. He thought I might do the “trick” …oh… alrighty I said. I did not inform him of my decreasing fertility. It might spoil the mood.
Then I walked home. I forgot to ask about Palm Axis. Sorry
Well, if I don’t put up the Guffman quote, MH will. And I’m here first:
UFO Abductee: They took me off into a separate room; I seen ‘em takin’ different people off; different ones of us off in separate rooms and put me on a big white table and uh the guy that took me in there – to examine me I guess – he probed me and then I was in there I bet more than three or four hours, in that room, being probed and at one time or another these different ones of ‘em came in, four or five or six of ‘em at different times, and all of ‘em probed me, uh, not all at once, you know, individually. Later on, years later, now, even still, uh, it’s a funny thing – it happened on a Sunday and every Sunday about the time I was taken on board that ship I – find I have no feelings in my buttocks.
You mention that the sky went dark, what time was it? Does this happen at the same time each evening and was there whiskey involved? Wonder if the Whore of Babylon is in some way responsible, yeah, I know, always blame it on the Whore. I suspect my computer might be a devotee of Thelmaism.
I can definitely see an uncanny resemblance to my younger self.
I’m just so darn glad you got back safely. Whew.
I was abducted by that very same space ship. It was a terrible experience. I just got back last night and I’m extremely relieved.
Considering how quickly you forgot about Palm Axis, I’m under the impression that you swung from the chandeliers. Any morning sickness to speak of?
No comment, women…or, whatever you call yourselves now.
Feminine units
Will somebody unstick my tongue from this damn stove? i’ve gotta get over to see whats what at 1003 S. Orange Grove.
Miss H says we are all unique vessels latched on to the same force field of creative energy. So, we can’t be jealous of one another cuz we all are using the same source. I think she’s a sore arse.
After this episode, I’m going back to my quiet, dull engineering world of people like the founders of JPL (he believed in what???), and upright corporate citizens like Mike Sears and Harry Stonecipher (both of whom had a spot of trouble with/cuz of feminine units)…
AH: See what your CSI comment has spawned? O.K., you beat (beet) Ms O’Looney to the punch (beet juice). Ms H would never repeat such a reprehensible story line. Please, stop being so competitive.
D: FYI, before you hook up with the Thelma’s, you might want to look into the Ordo Templi Orientis. It’s a German brotherhood of magicians and spies. The Pasadena chapter was influenced by Alistar Crowley. Under the leadership of Jack Parsons, the Agape Lodge succored Satan and his great beast Crowley (the most hated man in England) with contributions from Pasadenans who were drawn to the amusements of sexual necromancy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necromancy
Marcial: I know, your doppleganger (see reference to the OTO above).
MF: But therein lies the rub. I’m not safe. None of us are.
Petrea: I looked up the dates and I see, Sunday was your last night navigating the disc. That “tilt O wheel” gave new meaning to the old chestnut “break a leg”
Rolane: I did baby, I did! and no, I remember Palm Axis and I’m still searching for him/her/corporate-entity while I type. Will have to take a wait and see approach
CO: then I won’t comment, meow
MS: singular genius
MHOL: I’ve been. It’s mid century styled condominiums with a hint of orientalism involved. Tell Ms H, like her, I’m jealous of no man and like you, I wear my ass on my sleeve, (how did this rumor get started?)
Tash: I looked up the current derelicts of the aero space industry and they are lightweights in comparison. Did you catch the name of Mistress Northrop in the J Parsons link?
Sends shivers up my spine.
“It’s going to be awfully long” the last few seconds of the video, hysterical.
[...] CSI:#3: More interest starts to occur among commentors. Over Achiever Petrea (Marcia spelled backwards) shows up when she discovers her missing UFO. We’re introduced to the darker elements. Alien abduction, Cult of the Thelmas, Whore of Babalon, Sadistic Lover and Master Jack Parsons, Pasadena Adjacent’s High School prom date and the introduction to the upcoming Anti-Christ who will be known by the name “Moon Child”. PA is a cancer. (READ THE LINKS) Miss Priss Petrea did. Attention seems to be diverted from missing Palm Axis for now. [...]